Tiny Treats.

practicesafebreath:

barackobama:

Stephanie Cutter is back with a new video taking down Karl Rove’s latest BS attack on the president—and she wants you to post it on your Tumblr.

I got excited when she said post it on your tumblr. 

I think this woman is really awesome, and I would love to have a job like hers! Plus, she told me to post it on tumblr, so clearly, I must. haha :)
(But seriously, this is interesting to see.) 

what?

what?

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Please excuse my dope ass swag.
(sorry for being sweaty, but I just went for a run and it was glorious)
(except the part where some guy made a vulgar hand&tongue motion…)
(whatever, don’t care)

Please excuse my dope ass swag.

(sorry for being sweaty, but I just went for a run and it was glorious)

(except the part where some guy made a vulgar hand&tongue motion…)

(whatever, don’t care)

i think i might watch the first harry potter today.

because yolo.

How I felt when the guy I was into told me he wasn’t “ready” for anyone new in his life….

How I felt when the guy I was into told me he wasn’t “ready” for anyone new in his life….

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ithr0wmyarmourdown:

deanspelvis:

sherloccupied:

sherloccupied:

tyleroakley:

mmmlibertyy:

JUST PRESS PLAY

It’s physically impossible for me to not reblog this.

Oh my god. 

BRINGING THIS BACK

BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE THE BEST AUDIO POST ON TUMBLR 

JUST PLAY PRESS

this is the funniest thing ever omfg

OH MY GOD.

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tranniesandgrannies:

If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life.


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DA FUQ DID I JUST WATCH?

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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

‘cause you’re fancy

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vondell-swain:

my gay best friend wouldn’t go to the mall with me today. is it broken? what the hell? im gonna return it and get another one that works right.

LOL. my gbf will never break if it means he wouldn’t go into the mall <3 <3 <3 

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